why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
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I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
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I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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