What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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