I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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