well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
