He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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