Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Soap is not a condiment
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
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I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
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I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
i think we sleep fucked last night...
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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