dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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