i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
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Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
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He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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