I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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