someone threw a dead crab at me
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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