Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
There's always time for handjobs
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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