Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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