Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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