So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
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Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
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It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
All I want is dick and wine.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
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