its not stalking. its research.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
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Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
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Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
we're so committed to being not committed
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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