I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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