we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
He did a backflip because drugs
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
