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I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
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If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
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On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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