found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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