if only i could text you this smell
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
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My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
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It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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