You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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