Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
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