you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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