well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
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deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
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No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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