by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
She just used a chaser for red wine.
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thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
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He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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