So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
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Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
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i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
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