I hate all girls vehemently.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
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Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
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He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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