Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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