At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
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through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
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Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
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