i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
she told me i tasted like america
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
