i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
You can't special order awesome
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Houston, we have a blender
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Randomize
