It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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