My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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