But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
be right there i have to get my cape
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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