Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
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I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
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He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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