Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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