Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
We smell like vodka and hangover
Randomize
