wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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