marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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