O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
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If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
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All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
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I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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