it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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