look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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