what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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