And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
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Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
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Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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