And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
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Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
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The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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