I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
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I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
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I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
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