im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I love you.
Bad choice
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
