all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I will be naked everywhere
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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