I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Dear god my vagina.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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