I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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