Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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