I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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