I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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