Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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