She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
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Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
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definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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