dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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