I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
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